The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.
"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
by c-brown June 10, 2005
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Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.
by Susie Summers December 24, 2006
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The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.
The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.
by dirty raul December 20, 2016
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Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.
Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"
by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006
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