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catupuncture 

the kneading action of a cat with its paws, while sitting on a human, resulting in tiny claw pricks in the skin, similar to acupuncture. Usually performed on the chest or breast of the human, while the human is petting the cat.
I know when my cat, McGee, is content because he starts purring and performing catupuncture on me. This does not make me content!
catupuncture by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008
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Catupuncture 

When your kitten attacks your hand, leg, arm etc, using teeth and claws.
J: Dude! What happened to your hand? It's covered in scars.

D: I got a new kitten, she's been practicing catupuncture on me.
Catupuncture by Caelith January 15, 2011
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Catupuncture 

When a cat gently uses their razer sharp claws on your skin to manipulate a reaction
Mittens used catupuncture to get me to pet her.
Catupuncture by Jimmyblong June 9, 2024
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