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Cat Toying 

When a female crawls between the legs of her male sex partner and proceeds to lay on her back. While on her back she then continues to play with the male's scrotum in a simlar fashion to a cat playing with a toy.
*Also known as cougar toying when the 'toyer' is older than the 'toy' or as 'cat nipping' when teeth are used
Guy 1: Felicia is so kinky. Last night she was cat toying for like 2 hours straight. It was amazing!

Guy 2: She must get it from her mother. I heard she is like the Queen of Cougar Toying

Guy 1 : THREESOME TIME!
Cat Toying by Brown Sugar And Spice December 14, 2012
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busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

like trying to nail jello to a cat 

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

Cattying 

Cattying is when an individual starts to look over someone’s shoulder or discreetly starts to look at someone’s phone without the owner being aware.
Damn, I got exposed because Becca started cattying my phone on the train.

cattying 

For under 18s to go to the rock club 'The Cathouse' in Glasoow, Scotland.
Jack: Hey you cattying on Saturday?
Hayley: Yeh totally, ROCK!!
cattying by JD-Anon September 17, 2006