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cat kick 

When a female kicks you in the balls while you are doing it doggy style.
She cat kicked me last night and I was down for an hour.
cat kick by tsbs March 1, 2009
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Cat Kick 

(v) to kick a female, who is performing oral sex on you, in her pussy
Dude I totally got this girl to let me cat kick her last night.
Cat Kick by Newspaper staff September 30, 2011

kick the cat 

To release your frustration and powerlessness by snapping at an innocent person or creature who just happens to be handy. Usually following a bad day at work.
1. The Chief Executive bawled out the manager, and the manager bawled me out. Boy, when I got home I wanted to kick the cat.

2. 'So, Sam, you've had a lousy day at work: I'm sorry, but don't take it out on me just because you can't take it out on your boss: don't kick the cat.
kick the cat by benbisley March 4, 2008

Kick his cat 

This is the sentence that describes the action of "sucking dick". this is used so others will not know what you are talking about and will keep your private information between you and your friends. this originated from one friend telling the other about this situation and telling them to keep it a secret but when it slipped up this was used to cover the secret.
So, did you kick his cat?

kick the cat 

To fuck. "A kick at the cat": a fuck. "Cat" from "pussy" and its furry nature, and "kick" probably because of the similarity of the thrusting action to violent kicks.
Dude, I'm so dyin' to kick the cat tonight!
kick the cat by Loco Moco August 30, 2008

last kick at the cat 

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.

kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
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