carpel

a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.

by poophahapoopy October 22, 2019

Carpel Thumbal

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.

by Daikota April 18, 2009

Carpel Thumbel

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

by Dr. Flavor May 22, 2009

Carpel Anus

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

by Nicholas Nowak August 08, 2007

carpel thumbel

The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.

by jktblklyn May 28, 2009