Carp fishing

Like cat fishing only the pics are real, but before the sex change.

Jeff-“totally got catfished by a tinder tranny this weekend “
Katlin-“You mean carp fished, the correct term is carp fishing Jeff”

by Deathroltroll666 December 30, 2018

Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.

"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Fishing for ass carp

When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.

Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing

by Go Balls Deep March 17, 2023

Capfishing

- someone who’s on the internet acting like their about it or got it when in reality they don’t.

These niggas be capfishing.

by MartyBadass December 13, 2018

Capfishing

When a man (specifically and particularly a man) staaaays wearing a cap because he KNOWS very well that he looks terrible without it.

This man is always complaining about how women wear weaves and mislead men yet he stays capfishing.

by Themb_C March 20, 2020

Crapfishing

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...

Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

by Crab with a Choc Ice June 19, 2020

Carfishing

When you use a picture of someone elses super cool car and claim it as your own.

"Hey, look at that dude carfishing on IG when we know its not his car"

by Samreen182 August 24, 2016