Carbondale, PA 

A town in North Eastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.

Let's please get the hell out of Carbondale, PA .

Carbondale, PA by some ginger girl. March 26, 2011

Carbondale, PA 

A small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania that was once a great town to live in but is now pretty much a ghetto filled with muffin-tops, toothless wonders, and wellfair freeloaders. The only small town that is capable of having 14 year old drug dealers.

Man 1: Your wife is trailer trash.
Man 2: Don't blame me she's from Carbondale, PA!

Carbondale, PA by thePLLaddict May 6, 2012

Carbondale, PA 

A town in Northeastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.

Let's please get the hell out of Carbondale, PA .

Carbondale, PA by some ginger girl. March 26, 2011

Parking the Pink Cannondale 

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex

"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

Parking the Pink Cannondale by Lysander Six May 5, 2009