Captain Retard

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats
by squadsquadyt September 06, 2019
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Captain Retard

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).
I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.
by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009
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Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers
YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....
by Zael0 June 06, 2010
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