Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB

hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet

Cannon Balls by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy

As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.

Cannon Balls by Pickerson July 20, 2010

pile of cannon balls 

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.

I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.

pile of cannon balls by stall2 March 31, 2017

Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

Balls Cannon by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

Chillicothe Cannon Ball 

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

Chillicothe Cannon Ball by EDKirk April 4, 2012

Cannon Ball 

Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene.

"Hey Mark, wanna take a shot?"

"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first."

Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL)

Cannon Ball by Mark Pearson August 12, 2006

Canon balls 

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.

When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.

Canon balls by Blackmailman May 7, 2010