Cannon Balls
Cannon Balls by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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Cannon Balls
a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.
When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.
A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.
A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
Cannon Balls by Pickerson July 20, 2010
pile of cannon balls
An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
pile of cannon balls by stall2 March 31, 2017
Balls Cannon
A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'
The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.
The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.
Balls Cannon by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008
Chillicothe Cannon Ball
When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly
Chillicothe Cannon Ball by EDKirk April 4, 2012
Cannon Ball
Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene.
"Hey Mark, wanna take a shot?"
"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first."
Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL)
"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first."
Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL)
Cannon Ball by Mark Pearson August 12, 2006
Canon balls
When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.
When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.
Canon balls by Blackmailman May 7, 2010
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