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Cannon't

Canonically can not or canonically can't.
The Reverse Flash cannon't actually die. He's a glitch in the timeline and since he's roaming around in multiple timelines, he's always about to replace himself.
by KendallP April 14, 2023
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Cannon Toe

Like a cammel Toe but for men who wear ladies underwear
by Devil's Doom Lord June 15, 2012
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Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.
Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".
by Nitedoosh December 4, 2010
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Cannon Thibodeau

he doesnt want you vro… 💔🥀
person 1: yo thats cannon thibodeau
person 2: man vro he doesnt want you 💔🥀
by lynn.xxxx May 26, 2025
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A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.
Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.
by Three Chauches October 18, 2006
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