Call on me

A great video that shows a destruction of "gender barriers". The video essentially shows a bunch of hot girls exercising and one guy is with them duplicating all of their actions. All of the women are non chalant about it, so it shows that they are comfortable with his presence in the room. This defines my trip to Amsterdam and is also David's favorite song of all time

Dream: You see that video Call on Me yet? It shows that there aren't any gender barriers in life.
David: Yes! I've fucking seen it a hundred times! stop fucking talking about this queer shit!
Dream: Sweetest poison is also a great song
David: UGGHHH! I hate you so much.

Call on me by The Dream December 26, 2004

Call on me

Horrible, shitty Dance music that got to number 1, just going to show that the charts are almost dead.
The only reason it got there is because stinking Trendies like to masturbate while watching the sluts on the video.

Trendy Bob: "YO! Dat Eric Prydz video is wank fine! My cock iz Hard jus finkin abaht it!!!"

Trendy Fred: "Dat blonde bird is sum wank fine ho....etc,etc..."

Call on me by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005

call me on tuesday 

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

call me on tuesday by sKandelous September 26, 2010

you used to call me on your cell phone 

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

you used to call me on your cell phone by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse 

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo by Guesseppe October 17, 2025