california redwoods 

real thick thighs that look like dem big trees they be driving through in California. You know what I'm talkin bout?

Damn! Dat gurl thick! She got dem California redwoods too cuz!

california redwoods by A_cizzle May 27, 2006

california redwoods 

June, July, August Redwoods is the place to be! cool nice

the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. Why U ask, " it remove brown stain they become spanish! ". California redwoods is a mexican free zone.

city of " hay fork " is another mexican free zone. Everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.

california redwoods by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

California Redwood 

When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.

KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.

California Redwood by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008