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california redwoods 

June, July, August Redwoods is the place to be! cool nice
the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. Why U ask, " it remove brown stain they become spanish! ". California redwoods is a mexican free zone.

city of " hay fork " is another mexican free zone. Everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.

California Redwood 

When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.
KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.