Conversephobia Share definition Flag The intense and/or irrational fear of converse sneakers and everything to do with them. Fanny: Hey do you like my new shoes? Mack: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME I HAVE CONVERSEPHOBIA Conversephobia by sweatervest chick March 25, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Conversephobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch