Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
Human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
Symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations
A: What's the cause of CJD?
B: Eating a cow with mad-cow disease.
an innovative word to be used to as an adjective to describe any emotion or personality, involving various innuendos such as cuddling, drama, or just being soft . Pronounced "cee-jay-dee-jay."
That kid was completely CJDJ last night, he was basically making out with that drunk, unconscious girl.
In every group of friends, there is always a CJDJ.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.