CJD 

a disease in which the victim misses a day of school when a project is due.

guy student: hey, why werent you here for our engineering presentation?

girl student: oh sorry, i came up with a case of cjd

CJD by coopdacoop September 2, 2009

CJD 

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
Human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
Symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations

A: What's the cause of CJD?
B: Eating a cow with mad-cow disease.

CJD by l3CaB December 10, 2011

CJD 

Craving James's Dick

I'm Maine, and I suffer from CJD

CJD by Bruined May 27, 2017

CJDJ

an innovative word to be used to as an adjective to describe any emotion or personality, involving various innuendos such as cuddling, drama, or just being soft . Pronounced "cee-jay-dee-jay."

That kid was completely CJDJ last night, he was basically making out with that drunk, unconscious girl.

In every group of friends, there is always a CJDJ.

CJDJ by Ohheyyitssarah December 5, 2010

DRUNK DRUp ncJNsJ cjdsKmmo 

"drunk drop test" ~ plainrock124

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DRUNK DRUp ncJNsJ cjdsKmmo by DETOS OFFICIAL April 21, 2025