CJD

a disease in which the victim misses a day of school when a project is due.

guy student: hey, why werent you here for our engineering presentation?

girl student: oh sorry, i came up with a case of cjd

by coopdacoop September 02, 2009

CJD

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
Human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
Symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations

A: What's the cause of CJD?
B: Eating a cow with mad-cow disease.

by l3CaB June 12, 2011

CJD

Craving James's Dick

I'm Maine, and I suffer from CJD

by Bruined May 09, 2017