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a disease in which the victim misses a day of school when a project is due.
guy student: hey, why werent you here for our engineering presentation?

girl student: oh sorry, i came up with a case of cjd
CJD by coopdacoop September 2, 2009
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Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
Human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
Symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations
A: What's the cause of CJD?
B: Eating a cow with mad-cow disease.
CJD by l3CaB December 10, 2011
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I'm Maine, and I suffer from CJD
CJD by Bruined May 27, 2017
an innovative word to be used to as an adjective to describe any emotion or personality, involving various innuendos such as cuddling, drama, or just being soft . Pronounced "cee-jay-dee-jay."
That kid was completely CJDJ last night, he was basically making out with that drunk, unconscious girl.

In every group of friends, there is always a CJDJ.
CJDJ by Ohheyyitssarah December 5, 2010

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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