CJD

a disease in which the victim misses a day of school when a project is due.
guy student: hey, why werent you here for our engineering presentation?

girl student: oh sorry, i came up with a case of cjd
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CJD

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
Human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
Symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations
A: What's the cause of CJD?
B: Eating a cow with mad-cow disease.
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CJD

Craving James's Dick
I'm Maine, and I suffer from CJD
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