cake off

masturbation involving a cake

Dude I've been so horny I had to cake off

by Master Jaxs February 15, 2010

Cake-Off

a contest in which groups of contestants compete to bake the best cake

"i've won every cake-off i've ever entered," said the award winning chef.

by jensites242 December 29, 2008

Fuck off cake

When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.

That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)

by A-Cupid-stunt June 28, 2016

cream off your cake

When someone takes credit for your work

you share an idea with a colleague and then hear him repeat it in a meeting, it is well received and he accepts all the praise.
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake

by Fruitful mix March 22, 2017

off my cake

The feeling after taking copious amounts of intoxicants in one night.

'Lad im off my cake'

by jonno1221 June 5, 2012

lick the icing off the cake

Licking the icing off the cake means in other words "licking the vagina".

"He was mad because he couldn't lick the icing off the cake".

" I knew all he wanted to do was lick the icing off my cake".

by Anonymous JT April 28, 2020

gone off fudge cake

When you leave fudge cake out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off fudge cake tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023