Buying Banana

Buying banana's is european slang for paying for a male prostitute, usually referring to male on male.

I went to the red light district and bought some banana. Buying banana is my favorite

by IchLiebstYou December 04, 2016

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.

Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

by April 28, 2022

buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.

I need to buy bananas

by Swooch August 06, 2019