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Regal, Standoffish, Holier-than-thou attitude. Generally wears top hats.
Man. Every time I listen to a meat puppet song, you act like such a Buxley.
Buxley by BigPink37 July 25, 2009
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Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon 

A made-up term that is commonly used as an attention test or honesty test of some sort. It is used to see if people will lie or tell the truth when faced with a question they’re unsure about. The hope is that people will be truthful, but sometimes, for whatever reason, sometimes they aren’t.
Are you familiar with the Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon? ...Yes? ...Well then, I guess you're a liar then.
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The description of a situation or scenario that is uncomfortable. Can also be said as "bugles, bugle'd, and bugleying."

Bugles are things such as small objects, that cause negative emotions to arise, typically discomfort or annoyance. It can also be applied as an idea or physical/emotional feeling.

Bugleying is the act or presence of something or someone causing bad environment.
Situation 1

Guy 1: Hot weather is bugley
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right

Situation 2

Guy 1: All of these crumbs in my bed are bugles
Guy 2: Yeah they are, just looking at them is getting me bugle'd

Situation 3

Guy 1: You are bugleying me so hard right now, stop.
Bugley by Bloodzack12 October 19, 2016
That girl up to bat is pretty burley.
burley by Dope Boi Magic X August 1, 2007

Bexleyheath Academy 

Bexleyheath Academy is the ghetto ghetto. Run by Mr Napier and at this school we find period pads on windows, many many gays and home of potential junkies. If you attend this school I feel your pain
What school you got to?

- Bexleyheath Academy
Oh that’s a mad school
(n.)north bexley: mostly jewish, rich community bordered by ghetto train tracks. (Weekly parties are held on the west portion.)
(n.)central bexley: mostly spoiled, snobbish community inclusive of the high school and "druggy" hang-outs.
(n.)south bexley: mostly nice, humble middle class, CHRISTIAN community inclusive of Capital University.
"Dude, you're from bexley?"
"yeah."
"uh, what's a Jewish person like?"
OR
"Which part of Bexley are you from?"
"South."
"Oh, that sucks!"
bexley by Sarah February 6, 2005
A microcosm of mostly priveledged people in Columbus, Ohio totally lacking in diversity populated by would-be socialite mothers, orthodontist/lawyer fathers, and highschool valedictorian drugies.
Person 1: Dude, my mom is doing more charity work this weekend for Mothers Against Domesticated Wildlife
Person 2: She is so Bexley
Persons 1: But she's from Long Island
Person 2: Exactly
bexley by N.Fitzgerald May 8, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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