Butting heads happens when a pregnantfemale and a male with an extremely large cock are engaging in sexual intercourse. As the male begins to vigorously thrust his large cock into the pregnant females vagina, and gets deeper and deeper, eventually the head of his dick will begin butting against the head of the unborn fetus, which is commonly known as butting heads.
Jameson: Hey Gary, I heard you were banging that pregnant hooker last night.
Gary: Yeah, I did. And I’m pretty sure that baby and I were butting heads most of the time. I probably gave it a concussion.
When you want to give your bro a high five or handshake, but he has Coronavirus, so you knock dicks together instead.
Bro 1: I went to high five my bro on his successful penis enlargement surgery the other day, but he had Coronavirus.
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: We decided butting heads would be safer.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.