A person, oftentimes a youngmale, who whines incessently too the point of driving those around them crazy. Oftentimes the whining is accompanied by extreme stubbornness and a refusal to admit when one is wrong.
Ex. The buttchuck refused to do his homework, instead, for ten minutes he listed all of the reasons he shoudn't.
The ultimate insult you could bestow upon anyone who talks bullshit all the time. as a double whammy this word also means the explosive matter that could come out of the ass at such great speeds that it seems like your arse has been out drinkin to much last night.
Example 1;
Person 1: So I saved the entire population of Ireland with a string and a folk!
Person 2: Bullshit you did you buttchuck!
Example 2;
Man I had the biggest buttchuckin session last night!
When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.
Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That haterCarol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.
Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US basedcomputer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.
“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.