Guy 1: "Hey man, you down for a couple drinks at the pub tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I can't. I got a huge butt nipple my wife's supposed totake care of for me."
Guy 1: "Ah man, I understand. Butt nipples are a bitch."
"ew, look! that girl has butt nipples!", "oh my god my butt nipple hurts.", "my butt nipples are hard because it's cold.", "i'm getting my butt nipple peirced!"