by AlleySON January 5, 2011
Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.
Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?
Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.
Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!
Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.
Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.
Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!
Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.
by Scales November 13, 2013
While having sex doggy-style with your partner, you decide to take out your laptop and use them as a stand as you browse.
by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 8, 2010
The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
by see_saw_badly August 2, 2009
1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
by mac-lovin January 19, 2008
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