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Brown Ice 

Sometimes you need to go to great lengths to ice your bros. This icing exists when you stick a smirnoff ice in your anus, bottom first so the cap is the only thing showing. Then proceed to moon him right as he's coming around the corner. The bro seeing your brown eye will actually only see the ice, which he will be required to drink out of your ass.
I turned the corner to see Davey nose deep in Ben's ass, only to find out he had been Brown Iced and was guzzlin that shit down. Likewise, I whipped out my phone and snap chatted that shit to everyone.
Brown Ice by THEdickhatch May 28, 2013
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brown ice 

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.
Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.
brown ice by John July 5, 2006

Brown Ice 

A surprisingly large amount of feces on your rectum after having a bowel movement that causes you to lose control of your wipe and smears fecal matter past your rectum and onto your scrotum.
I need to go home and take a shower, in the bathroom I hit brown ice and got shit all over my balls.
Brown Ice by splang77 February 22, 2010

brown ice cream 

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.
Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.
brown ice cream by slumbering December 23, 2008

brown ice cream 

Turd or ice cream?
Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream
brown ice cream by 0438 August 27, 2019

Breaking The Brown Ice 

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.

brown skin and lemon over ice 

your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!
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