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Brown Cobra 

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.
A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!
Brown Cobra by BrownCobra April 16, 2009
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brown cobra 

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.
"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"
brown cobra by Noobles February 1, 2009

choke the brown cobra 

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop
hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think
choke the brown cobra by joff January 17, 2007

THE BROWN COBRA 

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra
THE BROWN COBRA by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

blowncobragirl 

Lying, two faced, internet cheating whore who likes to display her stupidity across the internet with her rediculous statements that resemble fecal matter. She enjoys typing to hear her keys click. Large, ugly, and just unattractive in a physical nature; she should be avoided at all costs to prevent blindness. She is approximately the size of a full grown cow.
I left a blowncobragirl (shit) in the toilet.

Gee Melissa, you sure acting like a blowncobragirl (slutty 2 timing twat) today.
blowncobragirl by F-Rice February 7, 2005

BlownCobraGirl 

A very large obese smelly girl who flirts with ugly fat men on the internet. Part time phone sex operator, full time slut. She enjoys black penises jammed firmed in her bloody rectum. Note: You can drive a truck up her ass, do a K-turn, open the doors, and still not touch the anal walls. Anal sex of this proportion requires thousands of simultaneous black penises to properly fill her anus up.
Damn girl, Shaneekqua is acting like a blowcobragirl today.
BlownCobraGirl by Elisa February 16, 2005

BlownCobraGirl 

Eric's SweetThang and princess of the SVT world.

Haha.
Yeah, I'm the shizzle.
BlownCobraGirl by Elisa September 24, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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