Brown Cobra 

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.

A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!

Brown Cobra by BrownCobra April 16, 2009

brown cobra 

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.

"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"

brown cobra by Noobles February 1, 2009

choke the brown cobra 

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

choke the brown cobra by joff January 17, 2007

THE BROWN COBRA 

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

THE BROWN COBRA by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

blowncobragirl 

Lying, two faced, internet cheating whore who likes to display her stupidity across the internet with her rediculous statements that resemble fecal matter. She enjoys typing to hear her keys click. Large, ugly, and just unattractive in a physical nature; she should be avoided at all costs to prevent blindness. She is approximately the size of a full grown cow.

I left a blowncobragirl (shit) in the toilet.

Gee Melissa, you sure acting like a blowncobragirl (slutty 2 timing twat) today.

blowncobragirl by F-Rice February 7, 2005

BlownCobraGirl 

A very large obese smelly girl who flirts with ugly fat men on the internet. Part time phone sex operator, full time slut. She enjoys black penises jammed firmed in her bloody rectum. Note: You can drive a truck up her ass, do a K-turn, open the doors, and still not touch the anal walls. Anal sex of this proportion requires thousands of simultaneous black penises to properly fill her anus up.

Damn girl, Shaneekqua is acting like a blowcobragirl today.

BlownCobraGirl by Elisa February 16, 2005

BlownCobraGirl 

Eric's SweetThang and princess of the SVT world.

Haha.

Yeah, I'm the shizzle.

BlownCobraGirl by Elisa September 24, 2004