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brooklnn 

A Butt ugly whore with tin can bootyhole breath her face is so ugly it make your face wanna clench and cringe your face up so hard it wrinkles so much that your face looks like a cheese frosted bootyhole She walks like she got a 12 inch long shit stuck in her butthole and her teeth are more yellow than a school ya and a bottle full of piss she is a child abused and needs mental help if u ever spot a brooklnn call 911 or call the local zoo they will know what to do with that jungle rotting butt ugly bootyhole breath smelling wild animal.
“Brooklnn is so intoxicating and satanic it makes no sense.”
brooklnn by Thatguyybooooou July 28, 2020
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.
super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression

brooklyn wyatt 

brooklyn wyatt is part of the five piece british and irish boyband roadtriptv and he is genuinely so so so so adorable and cute and cheesy ok but most importantly, his singing voice literally KILLS me!! he sounds like a god!! he’s also really cheeeky and i love him so much - @huggingwyatt
brooklyn wyatt is so bloody cheesy but we love him
brooklyn wyatt by huggingwyatt December 11, 2017

brooklin mom

sex deprived middle aged women ranting on a facebook page about teenagers vaping in their neighborhood. they wear lululemon pants, go to moksha yoga on baldwin and definitely smoke “medical” weed. their names are julie and karen. no in between.
definition:

sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen

jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
brooklin mom by brooklinmom January 9, 2019

Brooklyn nine nine 

THE ABSOLUTE BEST TV SHOW THERE IS!!!!!
Terry: NINE-NINE
Jake: drinks on me everyone
Brooklyn nine nine: whoo