A long time ago, there lived a
Crazy old woman who liked to eat green peppers.
One day, the old women went out to her green pepper garden and discovered that
Many sharks had squirmed inside and stolen her peppers!
My oh my!" exclaimed the woman. "I suppose i'll have to destroy them all," so she went searching for the sharks
Until she found them in their bubble palace in the lake. First, she ate them all.
Next, she killed them all until they were dead. Finally rid of the
Irksome sharks, the old lady fell down and rolled home.
Some time later, she imploded.
The end.
Crazy old woman who liked to eat green peppers.
One day, the old women went out to her green pepper garden and discovered that
Many sharks had squirmed inside and stolen her peppers!
My oh my!" exclaimed the woman. "I suppose i'll have to destroy them all," so she went searching for the sharks
Until she found them in their bubble palace in the lake. First, she ate them all.
Next, she killed them all until they were dead. Finally rid of the
Irksome sharks, the old lady fell down and rolled home.
Some time later, she imploded.
The end.
by lemmingsfalloffcliffs December 13, 2013
Brigid
a hot redhead with freckles and a nice body. outgoing, good singing voice, fun, good friend, crazy, hilarious, loves to laugh and make faces. Girls want to be her and guys want to have her.
Originally an Irish goddess and Saint
a hot redhead with freckles and a nice body. outgoing, good singing voice, fun, good friend, crazy, hilarious, loves to laugh and make faces. Girls want to be her and guys want to have her.
Originally an Irish goddess and Saint
by basketballman2221 March 15, 2010
Brigid is an extremely talented writer who has been coming up with stories for much of her life. She's often reading a book or writing one of her own. Bri is a very reliable friend who, despite not being highly affectionate, will support you and give advice whenever you're having problems. This girl will always have some wisdom to share with you when you need it. She is unique, fantastic, intelligent, funny, clever, and a brilliant person to have in your life. Brigid has the heart of a dragon and when she gets really angry, well, hopefully you aren't the one receiving her wrath. If you're friends with a Brigid, you may be friends with a future famous author. Keep her in your life because she is one of the most creative and wonderful people you'll ever meet. (This is based off of a Brigid I know in real life)
Friend 1: Hey, have you read Brigid's latest story she started the other day?
Friend 2: No, but I totally should when I get the chance, her stories are always great!
Friend 2: No, but I totally should when I get the chance, her stories are always great!
by mystical bean November 12, 2018
Brigid is an amazing and extremely talented person whose mind strives like the moonlit stars. A person whose heart is more pure than gold and deserves infinite amounts of love. Words can't describe how amazingly talented and beautiful Brigid is and her creativity is other worldly extraordinary!
by KJWolf May 26, 2019
Brigid is the greatest person in existence, rivalled by nobody. She is so incredibly intelligent and funny, and is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. If you have had the privilege to have seen her, hear her or, best of all, talk to her, you are simply amongst the luckiest people in the world.
by Seány Boy May 25, 2021
A very artistic and creative person who's mind strives like the moonlit stars, the queen bee of them all and someone who will carve RA9 into your heart. Brigid is a very talented and words can't describe how beautiful and amazing she is, definitely someone who deserves infinite amounts of love.
by KJWolf May 26, 2019
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