A creepy kid who will take pictures of his crush sleeping during middle school and will ask out every girl he can find, trying to get anyone. He can be funny but doesn't have the best looking face.
Kalvin: ya' should've given Brendon a chance
Aubrey: he had a picture of Addie sleeping
Mason: hey Brenon, they talking 'bout you?
Brenon: no, they had a D in the name and I ain't taking no pictures of these girls. And I ain't a Brendon. I don't have no people afraid of me.
by I hate Mason. December 13, 2017
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The Brendon also known as; Beatrice, Mowgli, Bernadette, Betty, Sebindi, Halfbreed, Indian version of ginger and many more, is an Indian, Chinese, Anime, Caucasian, grown man child. As a full grown adult he looks like a 12 year old, dark of complexion, with Chinese eyes and long black anime hair. Typically watches Hentai sploshing tentacle porn every chance this rare species gets. As the tale goes, a Brendon is raised in a Jungle by a bear and a panther and wolves (Brendon was on LSD when this story took place) he shat in bushes, trees, shoes, hair, his food, anything he had to in order to survive. You want to steer clear of this species as he will shit in your moms best dress with no remorse. This species needs to be avoided at all costs.
"I ran into a Brendon while taking a jog. He stole my hat, shoes, and pants, shat on it all and put it on my front doorstep, when I got inside he also managed to get in and shat in my mothers Closet while looking me in the eye with such malice and no remorse"
"MY GOD Baloo, how did you ever manage to make it out un-shat-on?"
"I told him his mom sent be bobs and vagene pictures, he got sad and ran away crying"
by The Midget lover October 18, 2017
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A complete faggot oriental hoe bitch that sucks more cock than Cinderella and also has a baby penis similar to that of a shrimp.
Ew, he’s such a Brendon.
by Everybodypoops666 May 17, 2019
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the most amazing guy ever, you fall in love with him in a instant. sweet, funny, likes to mess around, good looking, adorable, good kisser ;) bad boy. impossible to get over.
damn, look at my brendon
by babyimyouurs March 4, 2009
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a number of kids that are not brendon urie that are insulted, due to the fact that whenever they search their name they get brendon urie crap.
girl: i love brendon!
brendon looks over
girl: eww not you, brendon urie!
by bdog1321 November 24, 2007
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A name commonly used to describe an infection around your turd cutter.
Ohh mate, got fucked in the ass by a big blackie last night.

He gave me a brendon.
by Johnnycatttt December 26, 2015
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