A sexy beast with a giant, well-shaped, hairy cock. He also has long straight brown hair that the ladies love to play with. He has the hairiest butthole known to mankind which girls love to lick. He lasts for 15-30 minutes and he's sick at puck and fuck.
Omg is that Braydon Swarr, I wanna fuck him sooooo bad
His cock is HUGE
I wanna lick his hairy butthole sooo bad
by tacofag November 3, 2020
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A very fine and incredibly sexy french man with a delightful sense of fashion and style. A gorgeous vision of the ultimate man. tall, dashing and talented. Once you see him, tell him you love him because you are bound to fall in love at first sight - no questions asked! he is very handsome to the point where you will feel an ache in your heart and flutter in your stomach each time you look into his eyes. you won't want to spend your days anywhere else but in the embrace of his strong yet gentle arms... the safest haven... while he whispers sweetness in your ears. Geez just thinking about him make your spine tingle... this french man is to die for! He's beyond definitionable:)
girl 1: have you met Braydon?
girl 2: are you kidding, of course, he is so sexy and gorgeous! if love had a form - it would be Braydon.
by secretadmirer10203 June 27, 2010
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Slowest guy on the field, always super dopey and falls over his own fat rolls. Also he likes to eat pasta.
Damn look at that guy, he is totally a Braydon
by Amber-Dun February 15, 2020
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Cute person

Gets simped on all the time
Rlly stupid person
Braydon: /:
Person 1: /:
by Eating mum 2020 July 31, 2020
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A closeted gay man. Typically shoves bottles up his ass and enjoyes it. Also likes to call females while a fellow friends balls are on his face. Enjoys anal.
by Utah girl July 12, 2019
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He is a great guy and will always make you happy no matter what. He is a great hugger and will always be there when you need him. He may date your best friend but it will make you be even closer. He will put you first always and make you be happy no matter what happens.
Oh there is Braydon with his girlfriend hey bud what’s up!
by hannahtheactualbanana April 26, 2019
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A loyal sweet and athletic man. If you find one keep him! He is so kind and put others before himself.
He will help you whenever Braydon is the best!
by Cortney Bamer November 18, 2019
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