Brantley County

A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.

"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"

Brantley County by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

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Brantley County

A small town in Georgia in the middle of no where and you can't get service and people date their cousins.

"Where you live?"

"Brantley County"
"Wow, how can you stand to live there? Do you date your cousin?"

Brantley County by Trinity Drury September 5, 2015

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brantley county bitch

A person particularly a girl who likes to annoy people by constantly contacting them and believing they are the one for themselves. Truthfully the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet and believe they can get what they want. Particularly from Ohio.

Your acting like a total Brantley county bitch right now Sarah.

brantley county bitch by Brantley county bitch August 3, 2016

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Brantley County Press

When you stack cinderblocks to apply pressure where needed

John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down

Brantley County Press by BrantlianWarrior March 5, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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