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brandon G 

a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.
joe 1: why did he give up candice

person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G

brandon giroux 

the sexiest sex machine in the world. he will soon be the next hugh heffner.
brandon giroux by moonpoo7 November 11, 2011

Brandon-Goal 

a goal in most games that should never possibly make it but somehow does.
What a Brandon-Goal
Brandon-Goal by snowboadrfreak6 September 7, 2016

Brandon Garcia 

A Brandon Garcia is a mexican who plays soccer, has a mohawk, he can be crazy but only around his family anywhere else he is shy and doesn't let loose. Brandon Garcia's have anger issues and get mad really easily, they can be overprotected as well.
If he looks white but is mexican he's a Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia by Lyynnn January 22, 2012

brandon gaugh 

He is a asshole. Sometimes kind, sometimes rude. He eats like a cow and loves to take huge shits.
Oh look at Brandon Gaugh over there... He's such an ass.
brandon gaugh by loser1034 August 6, 2015

Brandon George 

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully
Brandon George by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018