A Brandon Garcia is a mexican who plays soccer, has a mohawk, he can be crazy but only around his family anywhere else he is shy and doesn't let loose. Brandon Garcia's have anger issues and get mad really easily, they can be overprotected as well.

If he looks white but is mexican he's a Brandon Garcia

Brandon Garcia by Lyynnn January 22, 2012

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brandon gaugh

He is a asshole. Sometimes kind, sometimes rude. He eats like a cow and loves to take huge shits.

Oh look at Brandon Gaugh over there... He's such an ass.

brandon gaugh by loser1034 August 6, 2015

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Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.

“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”

Brandon George by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018

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