Brandon is hot but you better not tell him because his incorrect insecurities of his body are the only thing keeping his giant swollen head in check. He is cute, sexy, funny and the most cuddly. He will light up your day and is the best dancer. He is tough and can verbally disarm you, takes great pride in himself. He has the biggest fucking dick and he knows how to use it. He also is a fucking dick. He will be your best companion and be loyal to you, then turn on you and break you into a million pieces. He is extremely intelligent but he will stand by an opinion that even he knows is wrong. He is passionate and loves to take care of his family and friends. He is made of magic, and is a combination of electric neon fireflies and pure evil.
by Juluandromeda May 9, 2013
The best person in the world. Will always be kind and there for you no matter what. If you lose him, he is the kind of guy you will never stop crying over. Always love and respect him. He is also tough and will fight someone if they hurt his family.
by bjbsgirl April 18, 2012
That's Brandon with a 'B'. A guy who is very funny and likes to have fun. He plays a lot of sports, but is big into hockey. He has a big heart and will try to be the hero if he can. He typically isn't a fighter, but has been known to fight for love. He gives in easy though. He is a nice guy, and unfortunately, nice guys finish last. He is friends with many, and likes many different things. He can be a great friend, boyfriend and lover. He's a great kisser. Typically on a first date he'll take you to a hockey game and then out for dinner at a nice restaurant.
by HauteP1nk February 6, 2010
by eddiii March 27, 2007
A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes jerking can doo the rawest knee drop and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
that my brandon !
by the smartone . June 20, 2010
A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.
by Mizouthug January 30, 2009
that one guy your best friend dates and you like him but you know youll never get the chance to be with him, so you go for his best friend..
by tylerxxlindiancircle September 12, 2010