1. A person who constantly post pictures of themselves while working out, shirtless/ in a bikini, or in workout clothes with no sweat on their face. Could be compared to douchebag workout, if extreme.

2. A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments.

orginally from Markiplier (You should watch him on Youtube - if interested in gaming)

3. Build your mind by reading lots of books.

orginally from Rosanna (You should watch her on Youtube - if interested in food/cooking)

1. *Ding*

Me, "What was that?"

My guy friend, "It's Facebook, this girl is trying to get people's attention by posting pics of her in a swimsuit."

Me, "Oh, so she's bodybooking"

2. "She is a good bodybooker. She is a good bodybooker-hooker," Markiplier 2016, "... hookers can read, who are you to judge!"

3. "...reading lots of books, so your mind is getting stronger. Like, like bodybooking instead of bodybuilding, its bodybooking???" said Pansino.

"Nobody does that anymore," I said.

bodybooking by Citty-Kat July 11, 2016

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Bodybreak

When you find yourself in a suddenly broken situation, or state of despair and embarrassment, relative to your own stupidity, or that of a friend's. Often resulting in self inflicted physical punishment, or complete self loathing

Call a girl by wrong name, friend says "Man she Bodybreak you!" As you walk back to your table of friends with a pint of beer and hand print across your face.

Wipe out, crash, walk into, slam, or physically abuse your body against an object or objects. "Man you Bodybreak hard."

Drink to much at the bar and go missing only to be found by your friends passed out in the back alley. "Oh man, he was Bodybreaked."

So high you turned up the radio because you couldn't hear the drive through lady talking on the speaker. "Buddy, we are Bodybreaked."

Bodybreak by 908-RecAnimal September 6, 2017

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