post exams, this event occurs when 5 great friends take the ordinary picnic going to a new level. Twista game gets involved, the beach is also present, under the influence of paralyzing amounts of alcohol, numerous horrendously degrading games are played to let off all the exam stress. The picnic culminates in the core five inviting as many randomers to join as possible, and trying to kiss a lifeguard / have a ride on the safety surfboard they use. Many do not survive the entire boozy picnic, apart from the core 5.
Kim: I say BOOZY, you say PICNIC... BOOZY
George: PICNIC
Kim: BOOZY
Crowd: PICNIC !!!
Alice + Claire: Sayyyy, what about a lil ride on that safety surfboard
Lifeguard: No, no, thats quite impossible
Elly: But its our Crazy Boozy Picnic!
Lifeguard: WOW, well if thats the case then HELL YEAHHH!
George: PICNIC
Kim: BOOZY
Crowd: PICNIC !!!
Alice + Claire: Sayyyy, what about a lil ride on that safety surfboard
Lifeguard: No, no, thats quite impossible
Elly: But its our Crazy Boozy Picnic!
Lifeguard: WOW, well if thats the case then HELL YEAHHH!
by vk-wtf-r-u-wkd-ing May 22, 2009
A meal in between breakfast and lunch that requires mimosas and alcoholic beverages. Most, become intoxicated during the early afternoon hours.
by Pirateblueshu September 28, 2023
by Chickynuggybaby June 11, 2021
When you want to make a Liquor Tampon to get completely sauced but the only available tampon is being used by a menstruating female. So you grab the string, yank it, suck off the juices and continue with the Liquor Tampon
Did you hear matthijs wanted to make a liquor tampon but there were no available tampons?
Oh so did he just drink normally?
No he gave Courtney a Dirty Boozie!
Oh so did he just drink normally?
No he gave Courtney a Dirty Boozie!
by Herr Shitler July 7, 2021
The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits
Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?
Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
by Not straight May 4, 2019
That lad who can't stop drinking far more than everyone else every night you go out yet somehow never pisses you off and is the funniest guy of the night.
by fuckpie666 February 27, 2016