An exotic form of the "clap" STD that is contracted from sexual encounters with Hannah Montana and/or Miley Cyrus, either at the same time or in quick succession from each other. When both Miley and Hannah are present, the disease is also known as the "boom dee clap dee clap". This can lead to AIDs and/or swine flu, typically followed by death.
"I went to see "Hannah Montana: The Movie" and contracted the boom deeclap."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'