book wanker

Book wanker -

A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.

Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”

Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”

Me - “no, her mum”

Book wanker - “fish wifey?”

Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”

Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”

Me - “ you’re a book wanker”

book wanker by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019

Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.

Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.

Book wanker by Snootypants June 5, 2019

Phone Book Wanker 

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.

-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.

Phone Book Wanker by Plains, Trains & Automobiles April 25, 2011

Book Wankers 

Book wankers.

A Book Wanker refers to a minority of people who read books. Book wanker, is a term to be shouted at the book wanker or wankers to emphasise the point that they are in fact wankers. Book wankers can generally be found at the library, in the park, while travelling or any other quiet area. They are wankers and care about their education and reading books for enjoyment.

1)whats the new kid like?

hes just reads books all day!

hes such a Book Wanker!

2) what are you doing today?

going to the library

what so you can hang around with Book Wankers!

Book Wankers by samali July 22, 2011

bootwanker 

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

bootwanker by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

bootwanker 

a guy who has been caught on many occassions shagging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items AKA Rob

"dude robs such a bootwanker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender"

bootwanker by *~*psghetti et fleur February 3, 2005

Bookwanker 

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018