A name of a French bulldog in the late 90s for a children's comic strip. Known for having a small tale people use this word 'bonzo' to subject that you have a small penis
Watch out lizzy bonzo is here. Get inside.
by Small bonzo September 10, 2022
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A “Bonzo” is a dumbass, but a cute, weird, awkward, awesome, funny, and great taste in music kind of dumbass. Bonzo’s also pull a shit ton of people. No one knows why.
Bro did you see Eric the other night in the club? That dude is a “bonzoI’m telling you.
by Bonzohead420 August 19, 2022
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It was hard to tell which was the monkey and which was the person in the 1951 movie "Bedtime for Bonzo".
-hint: Bonzo was the name of the monkey.
The other monkey's name was Ronnie Raygun.
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Mercedese benz
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
by Pip the legend September 6, 2008
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A certain type of herb.
One that acts like a tough guy, talks loud, usually wears clothing that give off a "boss" vibe, and believes himself to be all that.

From the outside perspective, however, he looks like a clown and everyone knows it. One knows one the moment he/she sees one.
by Special Herbs July 21, 2009
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