boner monkey
boner monkey by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017
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Boner monkey
An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Boner monkey by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
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Boner Monkey
Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
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Monkey Boner by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004
Boner Money
Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.
I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!
Boner Money by Shad Michael November 1, 2011
Money Boner
Money Boner by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012
monkey bone
1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy
dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.
i rented monkey bone from blockbuster
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.
i rented monkey bone from blockbuster
monkey bone by dead donkey July 12, 2006
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