Matt Bomer gives me a bomer.
I once briefly
shook Matt Bomer's hand. I was later able to chop down a tree with my bomer.
The Republicans in Congress finally voted to legalize gay marriage when they saw a picture of Matt Bomer, and got bomers themselves. No, that's not true. They made gay marriage MANDATORY.
A little-known secret is that the Washington Monument is actually just a huge bomer. Yup, that's how much
America loves Matt Bomer.
Frustrated with the progress of peace talks, President Obama showed the leaders of
Palestine and
Israel an episode of White Collar. The leaders then cried and embraced
one another, and signed a peace treaty. It is physically impossible to fight when you have a bomer. Matt Bomer then receives the Nobel Peace Prize, but turns it down because he is so modest, thus giving everyone in the world another bomer.
