Almost all the above definitions stand good.Children of Bodom have the heaviest distortions, the best double bass drums,lowest bass,evil perpetual resonating vocals, all of these combined hold the capability to rip apart any high range speaker system.A lot of their tracks are very uplifting.Tracks like "everytime i die", "in the shadows", "bed of razors", are among others absofuckiglutely worth a high volume listen.The best part about this band is almost all of the tracks have short, fast paced, heavy instrumentals between them.All in All, DADDY's!!
by Sarthak June 26, 2005
An awesome band from Finland. Alexi is insane at playing the guitar. They named themselves after a murder at Lake Bodom. They're a kick ass band.
by Roscoe March 30, 2005
A five-piece black metal/power metal band out of Finland, Children of Bodom are a force to be reckoned with in the metal scene. Named after their homeland's most nontorious killers, Children of Bodom could be said to do likewise to their competition.
by Twice Scorned May 12, 2004
by ThaTOnEDud3 August 16, 2009
Children of Bodom is the best thing to ever happen to the metal scene, heart stopping riffs and gut wrenching solos, Alexi Lahio is the most talented lead guitarist on the planet. He and his guitar alone can bring a tear any true metal fan.
by Jack Danials March 18, 2006
Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.
"(Insert popular melodic thrash/metal band here) is a bunch of whiney emo-kids."
"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."
"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."
by Eekz the Kat. November 8, 2006
One of the greatest Metal bands of all times. Got their name from a lake called Lake Bodom in Finland. Lake Bodom has had 3 murders there in 1960.
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by BobertTheOne October 26, 2006