According to the
holiday'
s official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they
like. What do men
like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what
today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your
meat on my
grill.