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Bloop Nut 

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"
Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!
Bloop Nut by Jessejames May 9, 2012
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Bloop Nut 

When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.
A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.
Bloop Nut by Tha Jagaloon August 3, 2012

blood nut 

An Australian term for a red-headed pale person.
the more red headed, pale, freckled, etc. a person is, the more of a blood nut they are.
eg.
1. Steve is such a blood nut, look at his red-hair and pale skin.

Blood Nut 

When you but too many nuts past the point of shooting blanks and instead shoot blood out of your dick.
"Dude I just beat my dick 20 times to achieve the blood nut!"
Blood Nut by ilex07 January 21, 2022

Blood nut 

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.
My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.
Blood nut by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024

nut blood 

Blood infused semen due to infection, disease or cancer in the genitourinary system.
Person 1:Did you hear about his nut blood?
Person 2: what's nut blood?!
Person 1: boy oh boy do I have a story for you.
nut blood by 69hqrry69 November 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

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