bloody vagina fart

A queef during a womans period.

She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.

by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008

bloody vagina farts

self explanatory- also called BVF.

if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

bloody vaginal fart

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.

HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011

Vagina Blood Fart

A vagina blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a pussy

when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart

by richie terrazas December 29, 2003

Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.

Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!

by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003

vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.

Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.

by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006

vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef

man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night

by cum gutter June 14, 2018