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Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.
1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
bloody wanker by james jenki February 18, 2009

bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
bloody wanker by james je April 4, 2009

Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!
You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!
Bloody Wanker by CheedMaster June 10, 2010

Bloody Wanker

A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.

"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.

The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
Them: God you're a bloody wanker!

Me: You're an American aren't you?
Bloody Wanker by Mrs Pants April 6, 2010

bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy
The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is
bloody wanker by Da Brow February 6, 2004