Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.
Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.
by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023
To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.
Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga
by Hunch0_o November 28, 2020