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Black Man's Limousine 

The citybus
my yugo is in the shop lets take the black man's limousine.

yeah lets ride it to frogtown and lets hear you call it that down there ya bigot!
shut up hippie

black man's pinch 

Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."

Black man's dream 

Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.

black man's willy 

Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.
Hey Johnny, did you see that Black Man's Willy I bet that makes the girls wet.
black man's willy by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016

Black man's shrimp

slang word for (fried chicken wings) a favorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.
while at the bar we drunk beer and ate black man's shrimp

Black man's shrimp

slang for (fried chichen wings) a fravorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.
while at the bar we drank beer and ate black man's shrimp