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Black Fart Matter 

A political movement with the intent to spread the word that black farts matter.
I'm at a Black Fart Matter protest hope I don't get shot.

black fart matter 

a movement about black farts mattering
Did you hear about the black fart matter protest?

Black Fart Dragon

The Black Fart Dragon is when you are about to eat a girls ass but then she farts. You still lick it though because you love your boo.
Lucas: Ayo son where were you last night?
Daniel: Eatin this girls ass.
Lucas: Oh damn.
Daniel: She brought out the Black Fart Dragon though!!!

Black Hole Fart 

Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.
1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat

2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled

piggy back fart 

When in a group of people, a silent fart is made by one of the group. Invariably, the smell produces the "Who did that?" quote. When the offending person admits to it, one or more people will let silent but deadlies go, knowing the original offender will be blamed. Thus, the piggy back fart.
John farted and a couple of us piggy backed on that shit.
piggy back fart by Joe April 10, 2005

back fart 

One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.
J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.

A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?

J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.

A: Zut! what did you do?

J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
back fart by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006