Bitty Patrol is a designated group of members with an obligation to serve for the common good of men who put bad bitties aka bitches in their place who can't control their alcohol and or mouths.
A girl is at a frosh and steals a bottle acting like she deserves it, so the bitty patrol comes into play saying you do not deserves that, you are nothing but a dumb bitty.

If a girl mouths off to you, when everyone knows she is out of place and is obviously the drunkest girl at the party, so the bitty patrol comes into play to issue a citation when is needed.
by bitty patrol president April 15, 2010
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