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Bitcheslie 

-Two seperate word's joined for the sole purpose to describe the act of how "bitches (male or female)" lie.

-Also used to catagorize a group of people.
friend 1: She's been acting kinda weird latley, like she dosn't want to be around me anymore but dosn't want to tell me.
friend 2: Sound's pretty bitcheslie to me. Maybe she's hiding something from you.

ex 2: friend 1: those boy's have been talking shit saying they wipped our ass's last week.
friend 2: They would, how bitcheslie.

ex 3: Never trust girls like that, there all bitcheslie!
Bitcheslie by Th@HuskerGuy8302 February 7, 2010
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Bitcheslessnissticitytosisfibrosismiosis

A disease that most men experience
"Kyle D. has bitcheslessnissticitytosisfibrosismiosis"

Bitchesphere 

A layer in the atmosphere where female dogs frolic. Women that match the intelligence of a boot, co-exist with the frolicking female dogs.
Rocky: You belong in the bitchesphere, bitch.

Adrian: I hate you, I hate you! I'm going to kill you!

Rocky: Bitch please, I bench rottweilers while getting my dick sucked by a boxing glove.
Bitchesphere by iFkn Lucky1 January 1, 2012
Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.
Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.
bitchele by oreogirl June 18, 2015

bitcheswithchildrenitis 

A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.

Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis
bitcheswithchildrenitis by Dwayne January 15, 2004

Bitchslice

used to describe someone being a complete bitch
Joe: I will eat you
Bill: Your such a Bitchslice
Joe: sanfasizzle
Bitchslice by BroJoe555 March 21, 2010

Bitchslicer 

Probably one of the greatest Thrash band to land on the face of the earth.

Bitchslicer is one of the most underrated bands in the tri-state area and definitely the most underrated thrash band out of Philadelphia. - Phillyshreds.com

Philadelphia powerhouse, Bitchslicer, isn't your typical thrash band. Their "Fuck Yeah" sound is part King Gary's lightning fast guitar riffs with chaotic leads peeling into screaming harmonics that churn back to the crustiest head-banging progressions, filling out the low end is all heart-only playing bass for 8 weeks bassist old man Fran...all while Antman's ballsout super-tempo drumming does more than punctuate as he brings the feel of each song together with heavy-hitting insanity. It just keeps getting faster, better and heavier.
Guy 1: Metallica is the best Thrash band ever!!
Guy 2: Bitch please... Bitchslicer
Bitchslicer by Beagle Oneism September 18, 2013
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