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whiny bitch music 

An often-repetitive musical composition that features high-pitched vocals, pedestrian melodies, and juvenile subject matter. Lyrics usually revolve around First World Problems and cliché romantic situations.

This form of music is obnoxious and irritating, held in poor regard by anyone who is not a whiny bitch (or trying to score with a whiny bitch). However, it is also widely-played on TV and radio stations due to its inoffensive nature and appeal to inbred, unwashed masses of knuckle-dragging imbeciles.
I like this girl in high school,
But she doesn't notice meeee.
Why is life so unfair?
This is such a travesty!

The other day I bought a latté,
It had two sugar packs, not three!
Could you walk a mile in my shoes,
It's just so hard being me!

- Whiny and the Bitches, 2004
From the Whiny Bitch Music LP
whiny bitch music by Thursday_ July 25, 2014

uplifting bitch music 

Music intended to be uplifting for bitches
Hey, did you hear that uplifting bitch music by Anna Nalick called "Unwritten"?
uplifting bitch music by Lajon July 12, 2006

musical bitch 

a person that constantly bitches about music that they don't like and is so arrogant/bigoted that they don't care to mention or acknowledge that the music they like is (also) considered shit or not very popular. An example would be someone that listens to hardcore bitching about metal.
Person 1:OMFG metal is SOOO shit!!
Person 2:Fuck off and listen to your hardcore musical bitch!
musical bitch by some-random guy November 17, 2009

Zac Efraud from Bitch School Musical 

Hate term for the star of High School Musical: Zac Efron from High School Musical. Used by people over 10 years old. See: Zac Efraud, Bitch School Musical Zac Efron from Bitch School Musical, Zac Efraud from High School Musical.
Zac Efraud from Bitch School Musical: WERE ALL FUCKING TOGETHER!!!!!!!

Me: *changes channel* why the fuck was I on disney in the first place?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026