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Bishop Fenwick 

Bishop Fenwick is a small catholic High School in Peabody Ma.

The teachers are notorious for being old and cranky. Afterall they only work there because salem public school kids would probably shoot them.

Fenwick is home to Sister Geraldine, who is believed to live in he office. Her sole purpose in life is to "snipe out" freshmen who wear longsleeves under their polos.
The school student population is made up of:

1. "Orange" Bimbos

2. Wanna be emos who cut themselves in the band room 3. Deuchebags who think becuase their parents bought them a honda accord and they smoke dirt weed that they're gangsta

4. Preps, lots and lots of annoying, rich, judgmental, preps
5. three black kids, none of which play sports (hense the sports teams suck)
6. friggen wierd kids, who spend theyre weekends wearing animal hats and playing zelda

The only school that spends millions of dollars redoing the football field and cafeteria while the classrooms are still circa 1950.

the School colors are so terrible (brown and yellow) that the sports teams where different colors (black and gold).
Mr. K: Oldest Teacher at Bishop Fenwick, just as likely to bring a bomb to class as he his to hide a knife behind his arm and brag how noone saw it.
Bishop Fenwick by crusade-this March 5, 2011
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Bishop Fenwick 

Or simple Fenwick/Fagwick, it is a small private school in Peabody,Ma. Know for horrible athletics, and a bad education. Manly female students and the boys who go there are total pricks and are jealous of the far superior St. Johns Prep students.
Guy 1: You go to Bishop Fenwick?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: Sorry...
Bishop Fenwick by reptar1900 November 13, 2011

Bishop Fenwick

Bishop Fenwick is a 98% white majority school, mainly composed of Fake tans, blonde hair and fake hood white boys that have been upper middle class until theyve listened to 1 youngboy song. A very shitty football and Hockey team, 2 stereotypically right wing history teachers that cant stop making conspiracy theories, that one kid who got caught dryhumping in the hallway( hes super religious now tho ) and that one creepy Physics teacher whos also a priest(checks out). Students who go here are very envious of people who go to St. Marys, St Johns prep, Malden Catholic, or literaily any half decent school.
Black person at Bishop Fenwick : Hi How are you
White Person at Fenwick: Can I have the N word pass
Bishop Fenwick by Tyrese19_7 December 16, 2025

Bishop Fenwick High School

Bishop Fenwick is a private, "catholic" school in Massachusetts. Known for its elitism, lack of real authority and its run down appearance, Fenwick will never cease to surprise you with how low it can lower the bar each year unlike its consistently rising tuition.

Sex, drugs, racism, sexism, and homophobia are common problems at the school. After 4 years you become desensitized to it. You become more shocked that a classroom smells like sugar cookies than a kid agreeing with eugenics after a while. Fenwick is also known for both having too much and no school spirit at the same time. You can find students cheering that they're undefeated while loosing to their shitty rival school, Saint Mary's. Don't expect that same energy at spirit week though.

For how expensive the tuition is, you'd expect it to be a decent school but you'd be wrong. The art wing is so old that it made people sick. The auditorium is in the same state as it was in 1960. They could fix it, but they would have to redo everything to make it handicap accessible which they don't really care about. Most of the funding went into the glass box, Crusader Square, just to look pretty. The 7 mil could've fixed the boiler that keeps exploding, flooding problems, the asbestos in the school, or replacing desks that have been used since the 80s.
The student body is divided into several cliques and if you somehow get tribal voted out, your social life is pretty much demoted to complete social isolation until you graduate.
person 1: hey where do you go to school?
person 2: Bishop Fenwick High School.
person 1: God, I'm so sorry.

Bishop Fenwick high school

a private catholic school in peabody ma, mostly populated by rich kids of peabody and other surrounding towns . lots of high grads who don't wanna go to pvmhs, melrose, Wakefield, Saugus, beverly, danvers, Salem, oxford, Topsfield when am kids go there to escape the high schools or because their parents want them to be good catholic kids, or their moms went.girls sports are pretty strong while the football boys brag about the team at every chance they get (even though its not good) undergoing renovations every day too which angers students and teachers. if your mom went there, chances are they're going to make you go to school there. student body is pretty good with the exception of a few juul fiends and burned out seniors. some teachers have been there for so long that they have taught student's mothers.like ones in their 50s. I'm not kidding its pretty common. most seniors go on to become pretty wild, while still maintaining a 3.9 gpa and going to Notre dame. not one kid is not involved in extracurriculars or have never been to a football game. school spirit is pretty intense there. overall good education if you are an advocate for urself and don't get high every day at the north shore mall. mostly girls who's brothers go to st johns prep and some boys. girls volleyball soccer field hockey are pretty elite, while boys' hockey and lax is good and football is overrated
where do you go to school?
I go to bishop fenwick high school.
oh cool my sister went to school there do you know penis mclastname?
ya I do lol she snorts weed out of toilet bowls, she's a total g

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