Biscuit Maker 

1. Hot mutual friend 2. Hot friend in same room 3. Hot friend who happens to be your girlfriends best friend 4. Hot girl in your bed from the night before. 5. Hot girl who was 3 days away from dating your friend, but fucked you instead, and then you go and hang with your girl friend the next day.

1. Dude! have you talked to biscuit maker lately, she's totally been up on my nuts. 2. I was hanging with biscuit maker last night and, well, we didn't get any sleep. 3. Holy shit man! I was walking through the woods with my girlfriend the other day, and we ran into biscuit maker! It was really fucking awkward, so i punched every bee in the fucking face.

Biscuit Maker by biscuit maker fucker August 29, 2010

Biscuit Maker 

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

Biscuit Maker by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

son of a biscuit maker 

A nice day of saying son of a bitch.

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.

son of a biscuit maker by Annasillyandsweet November 2, 2020

stay humble biscuit makers

a term created to remind the common biscuit maker to stay humble when popping open the can

Friend: (Opening can of biscuits) (Pops) Ahh!
Me: Stay humble biscuit makers

stay humble biscuit makers by panicboi420 May 22, 2019